Jesus it’s not even ten and tumblr’s pissing me off
i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
The Little Merman and Flora the Flounder
GET OUT! O_O
I know! This is amazing! !!
http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/ please do not delete the source uvu
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
The reason no one else knows this is because it’s not true.
It’s fine to call someone or something pusillanimous if they’re acting timid or cowardly, but there’s no etymological connection between the words pusillanimous and pussy*. It’s a false cognate.
* I apologize for the terrible font on that web page.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
is this a conspiracy or just spooky?
do you have those friends on tumblr
that you pretty much never talk to
but you follow them and they follow you
and whenever you see them on your dash
it just makes you smile and you’re so happy they’re there
and yet you’ve still barely spoken to one another
because i have a few of those
and i love you to bits okay
Apparently having a day off is cause for my mom to push me to do absolutely everything she wants me to do ever. She only does this when dad isn’t home, because she knows he’ll come save me.
Needless to say I will not be notifying colleges that I’m not coming or doing my homework or cleaning or writing scholarship essays now. I’d have done it if she didn’t come order me to, but now I think I’ll just play sims and pokemon. She bitches about how I’m an adult and need to do things on my own accord but doesn’t let me do them on my own accord, she just forces me. She doesn’t seem to get that most colleges want like a phone call or a letter shes like ‘just email them!’ and I’m like ‘mom that’s rude’. And the scholarship thing, I can’t just sit down and write something amazing that will win me scholarships, I have to be either stressed which I currently am not or in a creative mood which I also am not. Ugh. I’m pretty sure this is a first world problem privileged white girl rant, but what fucking ever.