I want to go home

percyjacksonheadcanons:

1967. rachel decided to teach percy to draw and paint. percy, no matter how hard he tried, couldn’t paint or draw for his life. that is, until rachel introduced him to watercolor.

bonbravo:

peter-kirkland-bonnefoy:

Please send me “China is so old that…” Jokes

wang yao is so old that when i told him to act his age, he died

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via oktayvia)

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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urmilkovich:

This is so cool put in your url or your friends and it gives an mbti personality type based on your blog.

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scorpioncutie:

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

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secretstohides:

Alex Gaskarth ‘Therapy’ speech

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