tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via purplesauris)

There are certain people who talking to makes me feel instantly better. 

unordredegreve:

APH France is the kind of person who unironically uses a lot of exclamation points in texts and does stupid smileys with noses like :-D and at some point someone introduces him to emoticons and he just flips because now he can send kissy faces and sparkly heartsies and stuff and he’s super annoying with it because you can’t get a single text from France without at least 5 super sparkly excited emoticons and everyone curses the person who ever showed him that stuff

(via americuhs)

troylerkiss:

sixpenceee:

HE WAS A SK8TER BOY, SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY

Terrifying posts from the leading paranormal/science blog.

(via aphfelicks)

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via aphfelicks)

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

(via aphfelicks)

  • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
  • walmart cashier: sir for the last time

acquaintedwithrask:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.

(via pijamasdelgato)

Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

pyralsnout:

The amount of notes on this makes me sad.

nahh, I’m not insecure! I’m 100% secure in the fact that I hate when people look at me because I’m ugly

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via purplesauris)

If I was Dating you… Finish the rest in my ask and let me know.

(Source: life-artistic, via purplesauris)